Set in London during the 1880s, two well-meaning Veggies--Cavis and Millward (Bob and Larry)--set out to teach the city of London about love by featuring an enormous spectacle of electric lights at a Christmas pageant.

Pa Grape, one of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, tells of the Pirates' one adventure, when they sailed with a man named Jonah, were caught in a storm, made Jonah walk the plank, then tried to rescue him from the whale that swallowed him.